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[roadweasel]

His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell
phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a
twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over
the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires
on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded, 'and
I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered,
'So, what you're telling me is .... you're _NOT_ my Flight instructor

[roadweasel]

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her, since she had led such an honest life.

Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe.

Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

[roadweasel]

The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up.



For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska , the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, along with their wives. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them. Dick Cheney will carry the gun, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives.



Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!

[ROKKET]

ROFLMFAO dick cheney with a gun we'll need a re-election quik

[baddog_1_2k]

Guy sees a sign says cheese sandwichs $5 Handjobs $10 he walks inside sees a woman behind the counter he ask " are you the woman that gives the handjobs?" yes she says he replies well wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich.

A Magican working on the titantic but his parrot always gives ways his tricks "shes behind the curtain", It's in his hat, the assistnat has it ect... The ship hits the glacier and boat sinks the Magician and his bird and stuck on a peice of driftwood for 3 days just staring at each other staring and staring finally the bird says ok I give wheres the boat!

how many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb..2..him and they guys he's having an affair with!!