Car names

[Ayce]

Seeing where another thread seems to be heading this way, I decided to start one specifically for car name acronyms
Only 2 rules:
1: Keep it clean.
2: Nothing that can be considered offensive to a person, race, religion or group.
Oh yeah, 3: Have fun.

I'll start with PONTIAC

Poor Old Noobie, Thinks It's A Caddillac. :D

[ZER]

Seeing where another thread seems to be heading this way, I decided to start one specifically for car name acronyms
Only 2 rules:
1: Keep it clean.
2: Nothing that can be considered offensive to a person, race, religion or group.
Oh yeah, 3: Have fun.

I'll start with PONTIAC

Poor Old Noobie, Thinks It's A Caddillac. :D

Seeing, that I have not played MWO yet.... I am a Noobie! And find that VERY offensive!:D

[Ayce]

I haven't "played" MWO either, so I am a Noobie as well. Therefore, I am insulting myself. Selfparody is allowed. :laugh:

I could easily have used "Newfie" for Canadians, or "Nebraskan" for Americans, either would work. However, since Newbies are usually too embarassed to complain, they're fair game. :)

[Pepsibottle1]

Dodge - Daggone Dakota Grenaded Engine
Ford - Freds Only Ran Once
Chevy - Crappy Heavy Evil Violet Yugo

[roadweasel]

Thanks, dunkworld.com for the following contributions to this sort of madness! Leave it to weasel to find a gold mine of acronyms via google!

ALFA:
Aging Latin Fool's Ambulance.

ASTON MARTIN:
A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly

AUDI:
Another Useless Deutsche Invention.

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Big Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Babe Magnet Wannabe
Bavarian Manure Wagon

CADILLAC:
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement.
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment.
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines.

EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks.

FIAT:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation
Fix It Again Tony

FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First (or Fails) On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Funding Our Retirement Daily
Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)

GMC:
Greatest Made Chevy

HOLDEN:
Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises
Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises.

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again
Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

ISUZU:
It Sucks, Unless Zero Used

JAGUAR:
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

JEEP:
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Enough Engine Power

KIA:
Kick It Again
Keep It Away
Kill It Anyway
Kills Innocent Americans

LOTUS:
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

MAZDA:
Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Made After Zero Design Analysis.

MERCEDES:
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MG:
Merciless Garbage
Money Guzzler
MG-B: Might Go Backwards
MG-F: Might Go Forwards

MINI:
Moron Inside Notably Insane

MINIVAN:
Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered.

MITSUBISHI:
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

MOPAR:
Move Over, Professionals Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust

NISSAN:
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now.

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!

PLYMOUTH:
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!

PONTIAC:
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Sad Attempt At Beauty.
Still Ain't A Beamer and Slow As A Buick!

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUZUKI:
Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside

TOYOTA:
Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia
The One You Ought To Avoid
They Overcharge You On Their Accessories
Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.

VW:
Very Weird
Virtually Worthless.

VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense.

[Ayce]

I think you covered 'em all, RW. Nice find. :cool:

[wade454]

lol rw that was good

[Allegedman]

good one RW.

[Powered By Ford]

I here part of the bail-out plan for the BIG 3 involves them to include heated tailgates on all their northren truck and suv platforms, you know, so your hands don't get cold when they break-down in the winter, I would have labeled this problem to be a Chevrolet issue, but i didn't want to offend anyone!

[Pepsibottle1]

I here part of the bail-out plan for the BIG 3 involves them to include heated tailgates on all their northren truck and suv platforms, you know, so your hands don't get cold when they break-down in the winter, I would have labeled this problem to be a Chevrolet issue, but i didn't want to offend anyone!

hehehehehehehehh

[Javelin]

For AMC the 2 I always heard were
All Makes Combined or
All makes Cars

Its funny how AMC was critized early for using other brands in their cars but considering how much its done today, they were ahead of the times. BTW, thier engines were all AMC, they only used things like carbs, distributors, PS pumps ect from other brands.

Its also funny how much AMC is picked on and the following acronyms I found on the net reflect that:

Awfully Made Cars
American Made Crap
A Mutt Car
AMC -A Major Cost
AMC -A Mutated Car
AMC -A Moron’s Car
AMC- almost a car
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe

However, one last one is perfect for our purpose and one I prefer most

American Muscle Car or
A muscle Car

[xnutt]

C H E V R O L E T

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

[roadweasel]

Here's what I'm wonderin' about this auto bailout - why the heck don't the Big 3 get the freakin' OIL industry to bail them out? I mean, it's in oil's best interest to see that auto manufacturers thrive, isn't it? They DO seem to be posting RECORD profits every quarter, don't they?

[cargasm]

oil companies giving away money?! helping the economy?! helping other businesses?! HAHA thats funny.. so are these acrynoms keep em coming!

[kevmeister]

apparently Yugos (no longer in production) had heated rear windows so your hands won't get cold while you're pushing it...:ciao:

[Ayce]

While we're on the subject,

Yugo: You Ugly Gutless Old Shoebox

Lada: Let's All Drive Alone

[Frank]

Nice list, and nice to see all brands present on the list showing that people have a sense of humour also for what they like themselves, at least that's what I got out of it :)

I btw know of a slightly different variation on FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow.

Frank

[Powered By Ford]

Ford: F&*$ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

[hos1981]

FORD Backwards DROF- Don't Ride on Firestones

[camarokid]

haha im an old school chevy boy that works at toyota but must say i like the one where "take off your oversized tires asshole!" is so true lol.

[jesuschrysler]

Oldsmobile

Oh Look Dear Some Morons Oil Burner Is Leaking Everywhere

[baddog_1_2k]

Fix It Again Tony

[yfz350guy]

Honda- how odd no dang acceleration


just FYI: 98% of all fords are still on the road today... because only 2% made it home.