Joke

[Ayce]

I Truly Did Not Know This!!!!


Las Vegas Churches Accept Gambling Chips!!!


This May Come As A Surprise To Those Of You Not Living

In Las Vegas , But There Are More Catholic Churches

Than Casinos.

Not Surprisingly, Some Worshipers At Sunday Services

Will Give Casino Chips Rather Than Cash When The

Basket Is Passed.

Since They Get Chips From Many Different Casinos, The

Churches Have Devised A Method To Collect The

Offerings.

The Churches Send All Their Collected Chips To A

Nearby Franciscan Monastery For Sorting And Then The

Chips Are Taken To The Casinos Of Origin And Cashed

In.


This Is Done By The Chip Monks



You Didn't Even See It Coming Did You ?

Gotcha!

[BSG916]

That is almost to funny for words, but shows where this world is headed.


Brian

[xXBossHawgXx]

lol thats funny but hows this far as i know it actually happened not sure where but i got it in an email

HOW TO GET THE POLICE WHEN YOU ARENT TOO FAST

an older man was sitting in his living room watching tv when he heard some rumbling in his garage, he looked out his kitchen window to find a couple younger kids grabbing his tools and stuff and throwing them into bags. the man picked up the phone and called 911 "theres a couple kids at my house and there stealing my stuff out of my garage" he said "are you hurt" the respondant replied "no im fine but they are stealing my stuff and im just an old man they wont care if i go out there" he said "well theres really nothing we can do for you right now all our units are buisy just stay in your house and ill send somone as soon as i can" said the respondent the old man said ok and hung up the phone.........a few minutes later 911 got a phone call from the same number "dont worry about sending anyone i already went out with my shotgun and killed all 4 of them" he said and hung up less than 10 minutes later, 6 cop cars, 2 ambulences a swat team and a helicopter showed up at his house, caught the kids stealing the stuff and arrested them, when the man was asked why he said he had killed them, he replied with why did you tell me everyone was busy.