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04-22-2010, 09:31 PM
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
愛omance 9.5
感ersonal Attention 6.5

and then installed undesirable programs such as
意BA 5.0,
意FL 3.0
廉olf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
媲oyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
廈usband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6..2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
弒f that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
感lease note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend
嵩ooking 3.0 and
廈ot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Wraith
04-22-2010, 11:44 PM
hehe, very good

ROKKET
04-23-2010, 07:48 PM
LOL ,,,, now how do we install the lingerie one of course under a hidden program so it runs automatically without to many key strokes or the flower and jewelry app?

kevmeister
04-24-2010, 12:07 AM
don't forget; "no returns on opened software or hardware"...ROFL

:))

celticfang
04-24-2010, 05:22 PM
ROFL

Who said nerds aren't funny?

Matty
04-24-2010, 07:55 PM
lol That was good :D

Digital_me
04-26-2010, 04:32 AM
funniest thing i have read for awhile. Mostly cause i am married lol.

celticfang
04-26-2010, 01:50 PM
I'm engaged, my fiance now said she's gonna read it at the wedding

SgtDoxey75
04-27-2010, 05:52 PM
this is by far the funniest thing I have read in a long while and as a married man I almost fit that discription lol

Matty
04-28-2010, 01:45 PM
funniest thing i have read for awhile. Mostly cause i am married lol.

Ill be hitched in just a few months.... Eeeeep :D

KEN
04-28-2010, 02:48 PM
Ill be hitched in just a few months.... Eeeeep :D

You poor bastard..... me too. :(

Allegedman
04-28-2010, 05:26 PM
congrats to you both

ROKKET
04-28-2010, 06:03 PM
You poor bastard..... me too. :(


MY CONDOLENCES so much for having nice cars first ya get married then ya get kids then you sell the cars to pay for braces its a vicious thing you are about to delve into




congrats guys

Matty
04-28-2010, 06:05 PM
Oh dont you worry about havin nice cars... the wife to be, and I have started tossing money into a huge (empty) pickle jar, we're gonna save up and get a 67-69 Camaro.... University you say, thats for the grandparents to spend on lol

Matty
04-28-2010, 06:06 PM
Also, just a footnote... we've got a little brat on the way, almost 3 months now lol... I guess some of you in Texas and the surrounding area may already be aware of Shotgun Weddings? lmao

ROKKET
04-28-2010, 06:08 PM
Also, just a footnote... we've got a little brat on the way, almost 3 months now lol... I guess some of you in Texas and the surrounding area may already be aware of Shotgun Weddings? lmao

awe shiggies bud,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you got a gal up there likes cars? dam its a rebel wife woot woot,,,,,now if she gets grease under her nails and doesn't mind you got a keeper

Pie
04-28-2010, 06:55 PM
awe shiggies bud,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you got a gal up there likes cars? dam its a rebel wife woot woot,,,,,now if she gets grease under her nails and doesn't mind you got a keeper

Yeah I had one of them girls. Too bad it didn't work lol. Oh well.

Congrats to the two of ya's!

cobra96
04-29-2010, 02:12 PM
congradulations on the worst decision of ur life lol...and also congradulations on that little one on the way...they are pure hell :) love all 3 of mine though...i wish the best for u all

SgtDoxey75
04-29-2010, 02:43 PM
thats cool to have a girl like that I tried to fine one like that but got one that doesnt know a craburator from a piston but I have almost10 years with her and 2 great kids that like to vomit in my classic 67 stang

Matty
04-29-2010, 09:38 PM
Doxey, i may have a solution to you vomit situation. My dog used to pee on my stuff, and a few times he pissed on me without hesitation... at least from his blatter. So quickly noticing the problem, i took the dog to the garage and pissed on him.

Not the most conventional way to approach the situation, but it still got the job done!

SgtDoxey75
04-30-2010, 01:13 AM
thanks i'll try that

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