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roadweasel
02-09-2010, 02:19 AM
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment....
http://www.motorworldonline.net/forum/imgupload/uploads/56447b0e0d4df334a9118c1056505e89.jpg (http://www.motorworldonline.net/forum/imgupload/uploads/56447b0e0d4df334a9118c1056505e89.jpg)
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms.Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.

I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.

This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington
KEN
02-09-2010, 02:33 AM
/:) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiight, shovel huh.
ROKKET
02-09-2010, 03:14 AM
hehehe ken supports single mothers i think,\



an that ones funny RW
cobra96
02-09-2010, 03:17 AM
gotta put that little artist through college :D
Ayce
02-09-2010, 02:17 PM
I'd believe that if "mommy" was wearing an orange apron, :))
roadweasel
02-09-2010, 03:54 PM
The arch in her back and the butt stuck out is a dead giveaway!
cobra96
02-09-2010, 05:25 PM
She's obviously just showin the customers how to use that "shovel" which would explain the curve...but she's being different than all other home depot employees because she is showin them how while naked
Pie
02-09-2010, 08:58 PM
Selling a shovel my ass.... Mommy is a stripper! I <3 Strippers.
roadweasel
02-10-2010, 01:30 AM
oh come on, all the guys in the audience are nekkid too - besides, there's no g-string to stuff them bills in!
Pie
02-10-2010, 02:37 AM
oh come on, all the guys in the audience are nekkid too - besides, there's no g-string to stuff them bills in!

Maybe it's a nekkid money themed rave party?

I'm not even going to comment on the no g-string lol.

It looks like they are staring... Creepy... Like you caught them in the act. It's awesome.
celticfang
02-10-2010, 01:55 PM
So that's home depot's money saving policy in action? O_o

Also. TWSS
BoDarville
02-11-2010, 08:40 PM
The arch in her back and the butt stuck out is a dead giveaway!

How would you know how they arch their back in a strip club RW?:>
Pie
02-12-2010, 01:17 AM
Every time I check this thread I have a sudden urge to go to Home Depot...
ROKKET
02-12-2010, 01:35 AM
like pie i read it last night again an went to the depot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,an i pray to the heavens above none of them are strippers at my store,,,,,, YUK i needed to lose my breakfast
roadweasel
02-12-2010, 04:14 PM
How would you know how they arch their back in a strip club RW?:>

I saw it on Desperate Housewives - How would you know, Bo? Mrs Bo in the industry? ;)
Pie
02-12-2010, 10:32 PM
I saw it on Desperate Housewives - How would you know, Bo? Mrs Bo in the industry? ;)

AWWW YEAH! It's about to get heated up in here! (Oh man... I really need to stop saying stuff like this...)
cobra96
02-13-2010, 04:58 AM
Mrs. Simmons use to be in the business but had to take her out...sellin way too many shovels
roadweasel
02-13-2010, 06:14 AM
yeah that's it - stickin' the butt out and arching the back is a safe shoveling technique taught to the associates at the Depot...
When one asks the rw a silly question one must expect an answer that reflects and possibly multiplies such silliness!
ROKKET
02-14-2010, 06:54 PM
yeah that's it - stickin' the butt out and arching the back is a safe shoveling technique taught to the associates at the Depot...
When one asks the rw a silly question one must expect an answer that reflects and possibly multiplies such silliness!


glad it wasn't me she was a making fun of with that one
roadweasel
02-15-2010, 05:11 PM
Rokket, you would never be so crass as to inquire how I might know how strippers pose and so I would never have to pose such a ignoble comment back at you! ;;) This is carbody's and it's all in good fun. Bo knows. ;)
glad it wasn't me she was a making fun of with that one
TyrFryr
02-25-2010, 01:41 AM
If I remember right, the "stage" name was "Hellsbelle". But i am gettin old and losing my memory. hehehe
roadweasel
02-25-2010, 05:43 PM
grins... well that was different!
SgtDoxey75
03-01-2010, 03:51 AM
oh for crying out loud its an inocent little girl trying to draw a picture just look at it as just that why does it have to be perverted
Pie
03-01-2010, 07:00 AM
oh for crying out loud its an inocent little girl trying to draw a picture just look at it as just that why does it have to be perverted Lol.... Seriously? It's obviously Mommy dancing for her Washingtons.
roadweasel
03-01-2010, 04:58 PM
oh for crying out loud its an inocent little girl trying to draw a picture just look at it as just that why does it have to be perverted

Because it's FUNNY - kids can say and do the most innocent things and us adults have a cow because it's a grownup inside joke. Remember we're in Carbody's and it's about the humor. Have fun with it. >:D<
Ayce
03-02-2010, 02:09 AM
I was going to say...........
Because














we














can. :D
Pie
03-02-2010, 06:56 AM
There's always got to be a Nancy Prude though, else the world would stop spinning. So, SgtDoxey75, I thank you for that.
SgtDoxey75
03-22-2010, 11:46 PM
first off I'm not a prude I happen to look at the picture as something that was taken out of context yes I'm sure it has a fuuny point but when it comes to kids which I'm a father of 2 I dont see the humor.
Pie
03-23-2010, 03:30 AM
Because it's FUNNY - kids can say and do the most innocent things and us adults have a cow because it's a grownup inside joke. Remember we're in Carbody's and it's about the humor. Have fun with it. >:D<

'nuff said.
SgtDoxey75
03-27-2010, 07:32 PM
if this is a teenager mommy is a whore
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