ROKKET
02-02-2010, 05:57 AM
TALE OF TWO WOODPECKERS
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian
woodpecker were in Mexico,
arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck..
The Canadian
woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree
with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian
woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was
absolutely 'impeckable', a term frequently used by woodpeckers.
The Mexican woodpecker expressed
confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where
the Mexican woodpecker quickly pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree
almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were
now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to
peck a Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to
peck a Canadian tree, but neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country?
After much
pecker pondering, they came to the same conclusion as Tiger Woods:
Apparently, your
pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian
woodpecker were in Mexico,
arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck..
The Canadian
woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree
with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian
woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was
absolutely 'impeckable', a term frequently used by woodpeckers.
The Mexican woodpecker expressed
confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where
the Mexican woodpecker quickly pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree
almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were
now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to
peck a Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to
peck a Canadian tree, but neither was able to peck the tree in
their own country?
After much
pecker pondering, they came to the same conclusion as Tiger Woods:
Apparently, your
pecker gets harder when you're away from home.