ROKKET
02-02-2010, 03:55 PM
>The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of
>Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be
>charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
>intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
>
>The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
>stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
>around here for miles. At least I
>thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to
>say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that
>he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
>satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he
>commented with evident embarrassment In the process, Lawrence apparently
>failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware
>of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an
>unusual situation, that's for sure,"said officer Taylor.
>"I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
>Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I
>just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
>screwing a pumpkin?' "
>
>He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked
>me straight in the face and said," "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight
>already?'"
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>Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be
>charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
>intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
>
>The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
>stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
>around here for miles. At least I
>thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to
>say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that
>he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
>satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he
>commented with evident embarrassment In the process, Lawrence apparently
>failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware
>of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an
>unusual situation, that's for sure,"said officer Taylor.
>"I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
>Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I
>just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
>screwing a pumpkin?' "
>
>He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked
>me straight in the face and said," "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight
>already?'"
>:D:D:D:D:D:-O:-O:-O:-O