ROKKET
02-02-2010, 04:31 PM
>Did you ever hear of "Circle Flies"?
>
>A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper
>started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to
>throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
>Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was
>doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
>head.
>
>The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
>
>The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
>they are. I never heard of circle flies."
>
>So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
>called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
>back end of a horse."
>
>The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the
>ticket. Then after a
>minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute! Are you trying to call me a
>horse's ass?"
>
>The farmer says, "Oh no, Officer. I have too much respect for law
>enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's
>ass."
>
>The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the
>ticket.
>
>After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
>
>A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper
>started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to
>throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
>Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was
>doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
>head.
>
>The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
>
>The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
>they are. I never heard of circle flies."
>
>So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
>called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
>back end of a horse."
>
>The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the
>ticket. Then after a
>minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute! Are you trying to call me a
>horse's ass?"
>
>The farmer says, "Oh no, Officer. I have too much respect for law
>enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's
>ass."
>
>The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the
>ticket.
>
>After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."