Sword Skills

[BoDarville]

If we dont get a piece of this game to play with soon we will all have to settle on making our our sword skills better just like this guy ...


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[Fatt_Tony_13]

I kept waiting for him to hit the camera with the sword. :))

[Pie]

I feel sorry for whoever had to keep a straight face and record this... As someone who practiced Japanese swordsmanship for 6 years (12-18), I can tell you this guy has no sense of technique. At all.

Battōjutsu Is the technique of drawing the Katana, Ancient stories refer to some warriors being able to Draw, Strike, Sheathe all in one motion while defeating the opponent.

Anyway, this guy is a joke lol.

[BoDarville]

I love the pauses to pull down his shirt and to flip is long mullet out of his way.

[Ayce]

:laugh: I'm no expert, myself, having never studied Battōjutsu, but I did take a little fencing when I was a kid. I have to agree, no style or grace there, and in the time it took him to fix his hair and shirt, he would have been toast. Looks to me like the only training he had was from watching the Light saber battles of Star Wars way too many times. :D

[kevmeister]

yeah, it's kinda like watching a hippo on acid doing flash-dance. just for the record; I'm carryin' a few extra pounds as well, but even I don't try to do stuff like this...

:))

[Matty]

And on top of all that, the fella got all dressed up in his digs to be made a fool.... Erm, correction... uber fool lol

[Fatt_Tony_13]

I feel sorry for whoever had to keep a straight face and record this... As someone who practiced Japanese swordsmanship for 6 years (12-18), I can tell you this guy has no sense of technique. At all.

Battōjutsu Is the technique of drawing the Katana, Ancient stories refer to some warriors being able to Draw, Strike, Sheathe all in one motion while defeating the opponent.

Anyway, this guy is a joke lol.

Im guessing this is a camera on a tripod. :D

[Pie]

yeah, it's kinda like watching a hippo on acid doing flash-dance. just for the record; I'm carryin' a few extra pounds as well, but even I don't try to do stuff like this...

:))

I'm not exactly slender either but, come on... I mean... really... He had to have watched this himself..

[elitebyford]

i couldnt help but watch the whole thing, i kept waiting for his pants to fall down and him to trip and roll across the grass with the ending of the sword clunking him on the head or something....... very dissapointing.... i fell a little dumber having watched that with no apperant reason. its like being told your gonna do it, only to have her/him puke on you just after you get your drawers off!

[BoDarville]

NINJA!!!!!!

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[kevmeister]

i couldnt help but watch the whole thing, i kept waiting for his pants to fall down and him to trip and roll across the grass with the ending of the sword clunking him on the head or something....... very dissapointing.... i fell a little dumber having watched that with no apperant reason. its like being told your gonna do it, only to have her/him puke on you just after you get your drawers off!

didn't that happen in one of the Porky's movies? I'm remembering that from somewhere...

:))

[MSgtPorkins]

I probably know more about that fancy sword fighting than anybody I know. I swear to God I do! Pork sword fighting...