Tiger Woods Joke Only!!

[BoDarville]

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.



Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a
golf club!



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning?
They went clubbing


What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A bitching wedge.


The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
Woods' crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.”



Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the
cat family--his new name? Cheetah


What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ?
They're both clubbed by Norwegians !



Next person now

[BoDarville]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.

Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

[elitebyford]

oh my :P i like the one with his wife being the only one to beat him with a club, thats great!!!! thanks bo

[BoDarville]

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant.

She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.


Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.



Tiger said the Escalade he was driving was at fault for the accident.

It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.



Tiger’s Escalade still runs, But instead of him "driving" it now it just goes “putt, putt, putt…”


Tiger Woods is tree under.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

[BoDarville]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9URo8ft2AeQ



:D

[BoDarville]

[news] Tiger was high on drugs and banging a porn star - KCSR - THE Kansas City Forum (http://kcsr.org/showthread.php?t=43919)


Real Tiger news!!! WOW Number is now 7 Women and a DUI suspect:-O

[Ayce]

Of course you realize all these women are gold diggers, hoping for a big OOC settlement. So Tiger goofed up. Since MJ passed, the hounds are after a new "fox". X(

[roadweasel]

Some people just don't know how to quit while they're ahead.

[Pie]

Nope, tiger quit while his head had a golf club embedded in it. :D

Anyway, people who cheat on their partners are trash in my book.

[roadweasel]

Nope, tiger quit while his head had a golf club embedded in it. :D

Anyway, people who cheat on their partners are trash in my book.

I would say he quit BECAUSE his head had a golf club embedded in it. :p I agree cheaters are losers no matter what they're cheating at.

[Pie]

I would say he quit BECAUSE his head had a golf club embedded in it. :p I agree cheaters are losers no matter what they're cheating at.

Ah, that is what I meant. I'm not a morning person. :p

[roadweasel]

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

[Pie]

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.” Lol.. RACIST! Stupid celebrities.